What is the opposite of coffee?
Sneezy.
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
What sweet treat never panics?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
What season begins with a thud?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
What do pigs do over the summer?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
What do you call a fly without wings?
What's the friendliest national park?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
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