Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?

Why should you always eat dessert before bed?

How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?

When do ghosts love to go camping?

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?

What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?

What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?

Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?

What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?

What do you call a cat who loves bowling?

Where do logs like to go on hikes?

Why was the father caterpillar so angry?

What do you call a famous turtle?

What do an English major and a football player have in common?