What is the opposite of coffee?
Sneezy.
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
What do you call octopus twins?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
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