What is the opposite of coffee?
Sneezy.
What is a robot's favorite snack?
What do fairies always drink?
What did the salad say to its dad?
I'm not a bad putter.
How do animals blend into the desert?
What do you call a baby monkey?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
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