Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?

What do fish use for glasses?

What's black and white and goes around and around?

What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?

What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?

What type of flower grows up too fast?

Why do piggy banks give the best advice?

What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?

I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.

Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?

Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?

What is a boulder's favorite movie?

What do ghosts eat on Halloween?

What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?

Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?