What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?

What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?

Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?

What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

What's a pastor's favorite city?

Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?

What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

How did the mermaid call her friends?

What do basketball players order at Denny's®?

What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?

Guitarists are so stressed out.

What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?

What's the politest month?

What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?