Who is the holiest cat in all of England?

Why are monkeys lousy workers?

How do birds threaten one another?

Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?

Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?

Why is April the cleanest month of all?

Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?

What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?

A book just fell on my head.

Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?

What's the ocean's favorite song?

What is the solar system's favorite candy?

Why do repairmen make great therapists?

What do you call a depressed strawberry?

What did the stair machines call each other?