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What do you call a short cow?

Why don't poodles brush their teeth?

What do golfers drink on the green?

What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?

What's a cow's favorite music note?

What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?

Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?

Any maid is great at keeping secrets.

Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?

What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?

What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

What kind of bow can't be tied?

What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?