Why did the cat run away from the tree?
It was afraid of the bark.
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How do bunnies stay fit?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
What do golfers drink on the green?
Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
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Why was the dog arrested by the police?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
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