Why did the cat run away from the tree?
It was afraid of the bark.
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
What bird is always sad?
Where do polar bears store their money?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
What style of music weighs the most?
Why are turtles so shy?
What do naked fish play with?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
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