Why did the cat run away from the tree?
It was afraid of the bark.
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
Where do baby apes sleep?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
What animals love to close envelopes?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
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