What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
Fire-works.
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
Families are like fudge.
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
Which singer could always break a five?
Why do trees hate going to school?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
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