What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
Fire-works.
What did the mama goat say to her child?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
Which founding father loves to sing?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
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