What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
Fire-works.
Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
Why are bakers so good at math?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
What did the bee say to the flower?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
How do birds threaten one another?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
What's E.T. short for?
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