What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
Fire-works.
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What did the mother rope say to her child?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
What do you call a short cow?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
What do math teachers eat?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
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