What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
Fire-works.
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
How does the sun listen to music?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
Someone stole all my lamps.
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
How do horses navigate at night?
When do astronauts eat?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
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