What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?

What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?

What Easter candy has tons of friends?

Why do teachers make so many pies in September?

Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?

What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?

My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.

What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?

What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?

What do you call a pile of cats?

What's the difference between weather and climate?

Why did the dog swallow a clock?

What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?

That bird won't stop squawking.

What did they call Dracula when he won the league?