What's the hardest holiday to forget?

Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?

What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?

You have to be very careful in an ice storm.

What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?

What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

What is CO2's favorite pasta?

What did the fisherman say to the magician?

Why did the mirror cross the road?

Why do porcupines always win the game?

What kind of monkey flies to school?

Why are hiking shops so diverse?

Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?

Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?

Why did the dog put on a business suit?