Why did the mountain cry all the time?

What is a king's favorite weather?

What happens when grass goes out of town?

Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?

What time of day was Adam created?

Someone stole my mood ring!

What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?

What's a mouse's favorite board game?

What do you call a deer that can use both hands?

What horn never makes a sound?

What's a feline's favorite class in school?

What did the pen say to the pencil?

What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?

My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.

What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?