What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
A hiker.
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
What do stars celebrate in December?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
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