What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
A hiker.
Why do trees have so many friends?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
What's the most popular cat in New England?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
How was the wedding?
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