What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
A hiker.
Why do trees have so many friends?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
Where do surfers go to school?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
Who invented fractions?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
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