What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
A hiker.
Where does a camper keep his money?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
What is a king's favorite weather?
How did the vampire start his letter?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
Subscribe to our newsletter and get a fresh joke delivered to your inbox every day!