Why did the cow cross the road?

What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?

Why is the snail the strongest animal?

What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?

Why do diners never serve lobster?

Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?

What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?

Wanna hear a long dad joke?

What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?

What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?

Why does the priest love swiss cheese?

What tea do footballers drink?

What event does Spiderman love to attend?

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

What's an owl's favorite school subject?