Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?

Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?

What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?

What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?

Why do pencils make terrible doctors?

What did the woman ask God for while driving?

What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?

What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?

What did the mother rope say to her child?

Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?

How much room do fungi need in order to grow?

What's an airplane's favorite TV show?

Why did the photographer attract so many mice?