What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?

Who invented King Arthur's round table?

What do you do for an injured lemon?

What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?

Why do some people love eating snails?

Why did the turkey cross the road?

What animal should you never play poker with?

What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?

What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?

What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?

What is the difference between baseball and law?

What should you say to a pig on February 14th?

What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?

How does a barber get to work?

How do you drive a man crazy?