How do you make a walnut laugh?

Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?

Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?

What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?

What is the difference between baseball and law?

What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?

What do you call a fish on a hot day?

What type of cake never comes with frosting?

What's a goose's favorite book?

What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?

What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?

How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?

What do trees wear to the lake?

How does cardboard get its workout in?

Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?