Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
Because it is cultured.
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
What car can't keep a secret?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
Which subject has two parts?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
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