Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?

How is life like toilet paper?

What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?

If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?

Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?

What did the pen say to the pencil?

Why didn't the dog want to play football?

What animal is best at avoiding a punch?

What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?

Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?

Why was the bee sad?

Where do automobiles have picnics?

What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?

What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?

What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?