What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?

Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?

Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?

Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?

What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?

Where do baby apes sleep?

Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?

How do billboards talk?

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Why do rabbits make good jewelers?

How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?

Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?

Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?

Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?