What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?

Which fish go to heaven when they die?

What do you call a rich person's bedroom?

What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?

What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?

How do chickens leave the highway?

What animals have the highest divorce rates?

How do birds threaten one another?

Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?

Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?

Which former US President was always cold?

Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?

What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?

Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?