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What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?

What animal styles their hair every day?

Why don't guitarists handle stress well?

How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?

Why do cubes make great referees?

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How do you take a pig to the hospital?

How do fireflies start a race?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?

What sport do birds of prey love to watch?

Which dog belongs in a band?

When does the sun finally get to take a break?

Where did the music teacher leave his keys?

Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?