What birds make average students?

Which animal should never work for the government?

Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?

What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?

What kind of car do eggs drive?

What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?

What did the storm say when its plans changed?

Why do crabs never give to charity?

How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Why don't guitarists handle stress well?

What animals make the best students?

What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?

What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?

Which dog likes to run across an open field?