What is a cat's favorite math problem?

Who is the holiest cat in all of England?

What kind of dog loves to eat?

Why was the geometry book so adorable?

Why do boneless wings scare so easily?

Where does a pianist go on vacation?

Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?

Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?

Good moms let you lick the beaters.

What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?

Why was the storm actually calm?

Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?

What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?

What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?

Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?