What's a cat's favorite color?

What do pigs always order at Arby's®?

Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?

Which celebrity would make a great valet?

Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?

Where does Superman park his cars?

What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?

Why did the mare gain weight?

What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?

What type of cake never comes with frosting?

Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?

When should you start writing a book?

Which former US President was always cold?

Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?

What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?