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Why did the dog put on a business suit?

Why do pigs tell jokes?

What position does lemonade play in baseball?

What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?

What pop singer also makes a great weapon?

Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?

What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?

What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?

What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?

How do deer tell their children to grow up?

How do scientists freshen their breath?

What cartoon character loves insects?

What do you say to the person who invented zero?

What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?