Why did the duck cross the road?

What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?

What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?

Why are skeletons so calm?

What did March say to the madness?

Why is summer always sad?

What do you say to the person who invented zero?

What kind of cake always tells the truth?

Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?

What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?

What's a priest's favorite food?

Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?

What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?

What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?

What happened when the lion ate the comedian?