Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?

What's a sled dog's favorite snack?

How do birds threaten one another?

What's the difference between a politician and a snail?

Why did the student always get straight A's?

How much room do fungi need in order to grow?

What is the difference between fleas and dogs?

Can February March?

What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

What did the cupcakes say to the icing?

What happened to the Dean who lost his job?

Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?

Where do birds go on summer vacation?

What's a pretzel's favorite dance?