Why was school so much easier for cavemen?

What is a book's preferred method of communication?

What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?

What cookies are best enjoyed outside?

How does one gelatin greet another?

How did the vampire start his letter?

What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?

On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?

What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?

How do you drive a man crazy?

Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?

What day do hands always go to church?

Why was the storm actually calm?

What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?

Where does food go to take a nap?