What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
The space bar.
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
How did the pirate call his mother?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
Why did the snake cross the road?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
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