Did you hear about that anti-social fish?

What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?

What did the calf play in the school band?

What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?

Why are elephants so wrinkled?

What did the sickly elevator say?

What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?

What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?

Why are fish such good architects?

How does a sidewalk address a question?

Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?

Where can a therapist always find a new client?

How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?

How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?

What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?