What is a plant's favorite college course?

What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?

Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?

What did the cats name their clothing brand?

What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?

What do cows say when you milk them?

Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?

Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?

What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?

Why was the dog arrested by the police?

What's a toad's favorite ballet?

How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?

What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?

What does a lion call an antelope?

What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?