Why are skunks always so depressed?

What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?

Why don't ostriches fly ?

What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?

Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?

Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?

What did Papa John name his newborn son?

What's the difference between a dog and a tree?

Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?

Why does a duck have tail feathers?

Why are ET's eyes so big?

Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?

Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?

What's E.T. short for?

What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?