Why are cat owners so good at tipping?

How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?

What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?

Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?

Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?

Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?

What tree has the most bark?

What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?

What type of pasta helps you relax?

What's a dog's favorite tooth?

What game does a rabbit always win?

Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?

What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?

Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?

What fish loves to play in a band?