What animal dresses the most fashionably?

Why do dogs make great meteorologists?

Why does a duck have tail feathers?

What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?

What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?

What did they call Dracula when he won the league?

Why did the gardener bury all his money?

Which parent knows if you are running late?

What do eye doctors do in their spare time?

Where do ships always get stuck?

What makes a glow worm glow?

What do you call a cow that can't moo?

What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?

What's a pretzel's favorite dance?

What money do cats use to go shopping?