Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?

When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?

Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?

Why are computers so good at golf?

What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?

What do you call a very attractive aircraft?

What did the bicycle call its dad?

What is the fiercest flower in the garden?

What might you call waking up in the morning?

Why do math teachers love March?

In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?

Where did the hockey player get all his money?

Why did the wizard ace his math test?

Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?

Why did the professor write on the window?