How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
Squeaky clean.
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
My brother is my partner in crime.
What's a watch's eldest relative?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
Why do moms make good vintners?
What animals make the best baseball players?
What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
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