What do you call an Irish spider?

What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?

What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?

What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?

Why was the fruit thrown in prison?

What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?

Which flower is easily embarrassed?

What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?

What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?

What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?

What flies around the kindergarten room at night?

Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?

What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?

What candy is always getting in fights with each other?

Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?