How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
Squeaky clean.
What animal styles their hair every day?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
What games do ants play with elephants?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
What horn never makes a sound?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
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