Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
Because the angel said, "No L!"
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
Where do you take sick ponies?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
This candy bar is a real home run.
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
When do cows get tired?
How do horses navigate at night?
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