What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?

What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?

What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?

What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?

What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?

What is the difference between fleas and dogs?

What sweet treat never panics?

Why don't moms tell mom jokes?

Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?

Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?

Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?

What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?

What do cows always add to their salad?

Why did the painting win the presidential election?

What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?