What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?

Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?

What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?

Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?

What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?

What is a pilot's favorite TV show?

Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?

Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?

Which family member has tusks?

What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?

Where do shellfish go to borrow money?

Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?

Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?

Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?

How do you wake up Lady Gaga?