When does the devil get all of his shopping done?

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?

Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?

Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?

What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?

How do lawyers say goodbye?

Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?

What vegetables make the best music?

What do you call a Zen egg?

Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?

Why did the mare gain weight?

What is a janitor's favorite movie?

What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?

What do you call a fancy dance for cats?

What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?