Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?

Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?

What's the hardest holiday to forget?

What's a pastor's favorite city?

How do deer tell their children to grow up?

What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?

What was Forrest Gump's email password?

What does Catwoman always carry with her?

What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?

What kind of pole is short and floppy?

What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?

What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?

Why are lawyers so fast at writing?

Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?

When does the sun finally get to take a break?