Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?

Did you take the patient's temperature?

Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?

Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?

What TV show did the cat love to watch?

What is a waiter's favorite sport?

Why did electricity win the race?

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?

Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?

Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?

What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?

What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?

What's the friendliest pen?