What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Why did the frog have a long face?

What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?

Why do cows always skip gym class?

Which part of a car is always the warmest?

What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?

Why did the body of water think so much?

What kind of bow can't be tied?

What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?

What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?

What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?

What's the only career where you can never sit down?

Where do milkshakes come from?

Why did the twins join the Air Force?