What do ducks have for lunch?

How does a polar bear build a house?

Why are skunks always so depressed?

How do you get to Tooth Island?

Why was the alien always crashing his ships?

How did the tree feel in spring?

What did the Dorito say to his son?

What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?

What is a duck's favorite dance?

Why are bankers so good at American politics?

Why are sandals so indecisive?

What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?

Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

Why do repairmen make great therapists?