What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?

Why did the turtle cross the road?

Why was the cow afraid?

Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?

What's a pumpkin's favorite game?

Where do polar bears vote?

Who does everyone's hair in space?

What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?

Why is it hard to hire a clown?

Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?

Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?

What do you call a rabbit barber?

When does the devil get all of his shopping done?

Which vegetable is actually bad for you?

What's an astronaut's favorite snack?