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What sport do horses love to play?

What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?

What type of music do frogs listen to?

Why did the fish blush?

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?

Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

What do elderly dogs use to get around?

Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?

Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?

What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?

Why was the dairy grumpy?

Why did the park ranger quit his job?