What's the difference between soccer and football?

Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?

Which superhero is best at baseball?

What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?

Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?

How do you make a hamburger laugh?

Which celebrity has the best handwriting?

Who is the worm's Prime Minister?

Who is a dessert's favorite actor?

Why are monkeys lousy workers?

What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?

What is a horse's favorite hairdo?

What do you call berries playing the guitar?

What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?