Which animals make the best football players?

Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?

What's a bat's favorite game?

What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?

Why do crabs never give to charity?

What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?

What's a goose's favorite book?

Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?

Where do baby ghosts go during the day?

What school supply is the queen of the classroom?

Why did he change his bike's tires?

What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?

Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?

Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?

What is a math teacher's favorite sum?