Why was the horse so happy?

Why didn't the dog want to play football?

What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?

Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?

What game do both humans and birds play in school?

What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?

What's a clock's favorite form of social media?

What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?

What do eye doctors do in their spare time?

What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?

Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?

What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

What's a fork's favorite holiday?

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

What do you call a depressed strawberry?