Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?

Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?

What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?

What awards show do hot dogs never miss?

What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?

Who invented fractions?

What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?

What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?

Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?

Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?

What is a ghost's favorite airline?

I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?

What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?

Where do pigs sleep during the summer?

What do insects make all their clothes out of?