Why are fish so good at watching their weight?

What kind of bees hum and drop things?

Where do pigs sleep during the summer?

Why do baseball players love bowling?

Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?

What's the beach's favorite movie?

What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?

What did the bicycle call its dad?

Why was the new feline mom always so tired?

What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

Why did the Uber driver get fired?

Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?

Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?