Where did the chemist have his lunch?
On a periodic table.
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
Why are puppies so flexible?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Why was the bee sad?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
Why don't fish play basketball?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
Where do ships always get stuck?
Where do horses reside?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
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