What's a lawyer's favorite food?

Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?

What did the rocket say to the astronaut?

What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?

What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?

What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?

Who is a dessert's favorite actor?

Why shouldn't you trust atoms?

Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Where do lions like to go on vacation?

A book just fell on my head.

What's a writing utensil's favorite state?

Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?

Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?