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What is a pilot's favorite TV show?

Why was the computer cold at work?

What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?

What kind of bird works at a construction site?

What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?

What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?

What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?

What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?

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What pasta is always ready for a formal event?

Which fish go to heaven when they die?

What is the best Christmas present ever?