Where did the chemist have his lunch?
On a periodic table.
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
What animal loves a baseball game?
What school subject really rocks?
Why are books always so angry?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
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