What type of car do planets buy?
A Mercury.
Bears love exotic cars.
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
How do automobiles fly?
What is the wealthiest fish?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
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