What type of car do planets buy?
A Mercury.
How do bees get to school?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
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