What type of car do planets buy?
A Mercury.
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What's a car's favorite TV show?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
Why did the goal post get angry?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
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