What type of car do planets buy?
A Mercury.
What is a tire's stance on economics?
What vehicle works the hardest?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
What birds make average students?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
What do you call bees that are best friends?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
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