What type of car do planets buy?
A Mercury.
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Why would a frog wait for the bus?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
Why was the spider so smart?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
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