What are the strongest days of the week?

Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?

What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?

Why does Santa love to work in the garden?

Why do rabbits make good jewelers?

What Easter candy has tons of friends?

What's the perfect job for a cow?

Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?

What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?

What kind of music do planets like?

What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?

What did the sick chicken say?

Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?

Why are sheep such great pranksters?

What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?