Why did the foal cough?

What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?

How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?

Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?

What position does a ghost play in soccer?

Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?

What animal loves to sway side-to-side?

What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

When should baseball players wear armor?

What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?

What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?

Where does the president keep his razor?

What do teapots eat on their snack break?

What birds always travel in twos?