What do trees keep as a pet?

What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?

Which toy deals with the most anxiety?

Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?

Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?

Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?

What bird helps you stay dry?

What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?

Why did the swine refuse to apologize?

Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?

Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?

What animal is undefeated in all sports?

What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?

What do you call a cow with no GPS?

Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?