Why do piggy banks give the best advice?

What reads and lives in an apple?

What do you call a pig with no clothes on?

Which insect makes the best father?

Where do actors go to pray?

What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?

What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?

Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?

Where do baby apes sleep?

What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?

What do you call a blind dinosaur?

Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?

What's the friendliest national park?

What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?

Why did the baby cookie cry?