Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?

What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?

Why did the window need an aspirin?

What did the dentist say to the beaver?

Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?

What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?

Which dog loves to rob banks?

What do ducks have for lunch?

Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?

Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?

What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?

What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?

What utensil does water use to eat?

Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?

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