What kind of story do trees love to tell?

What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?

What do eye doctors do in their spare time?

What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?

What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?

What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?

Why was the glow worm unhappy?

Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?

Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?

Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?

How do you make a bear really angry?

What do you call George Washington's birthday?

What happened when Aladdin™️ missed his flight?

How much does freedom weigh?

What's a computer's most sacred holiday?