What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?

Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?

What event do spiders love to attend?

Why do some people love eating snails?

Why do trees have so many friends?

What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?

Which state is the cleanest?

Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?

What do teapots eat on their snack break?

Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?

What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?

What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?

Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?

What sport can waiters play really well?

What's the best way to get your kids' attention?