Where do mice leave their boats?

Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?

What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?

What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?

What car is the perfect size for mice?

What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?

Where does water do all its banking?

How do hurricanes see?

Why do mice need oiling?

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?

What's a pumpkin's favorite game?

What position does a ghost play in soccer?

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?

What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?