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What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?

What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?

How do lawyers say goodbye?

How does cardboard get its workout in?

What might you call waking up in the morning?

What's a mom's favorite headwear?

Which family member has tusks?

Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?

Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?

What's a steak's favorite shoe?

Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?

What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?

Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?