What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?

What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?

Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?

Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?

Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?

Why did the computer run out of money?

Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?

Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?

Why are sheep such great pranksters?

Why can't basketball players go on vacation?

What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?

Why do plants hate algebra?

What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?

Which animal is accused of lying all the time?