How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?

What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?

What is a pony's favorite condiment?

What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?

What do you call a depressed strawberry?

When should baseball players wear armor?

Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?

What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?

Why was the cow unable to run the race?

What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?

Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?

Which celebrity has the loudest scream?

What's the loudest sport?