How does cardboard get its workout in?
Boxing.
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Why are baseball games at night?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
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