What's the smelliest part of a football field?

Why do hogs play so much football?

Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?

What is the best holiday breakfast food?

What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?

What did the woman ask God for while driving?

What car can you only see twice a year?

What do you call a robot that takes the long way?

What's a goose's favorite book?

How do you get a country girl to like you?

What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?

Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?

What do you call a group of four singing sheep?

What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?

What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?