Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?

Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?

What part of a football field is never the same?

What is a mom's favorite game?

Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?

Where do airplanes go shopping?

Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?

What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?

Who is every pig's least favorite actor?

What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?

Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?

Why did the mare gain weight?

How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?

Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?

How do you fit more pigs on your farm?