What sport do horses love to play?

Why don't basketball players vacation well?

Where do religious school children practice sports?

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?

Why was the coyote family such good singers?

How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?

How does a barber get to work?

What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?

What car can't keep a secret?

Why is heaven always so tidy?

Why do worms taste like chewing gum?

What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Why was the math book sad in winter?

What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?

What do you call a hike across the universe?