What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?

Why do baseball players always go to the park?

Why is golf harder than baseball?

What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?

Why did the thief wear blue gloves?

What do you call a cow that can't moo?

What happened when the guy walked into the bar?

Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?

What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?

How do eggs end a TV show?

Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?

Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?

Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?

What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?

Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?