What condiment has wings?

How did groundhogs get their name?

What do you call a rabbit barber?

Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?

What did March say to the madness?

What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?

Why do cows make great bakers?

Why do bees buzz?

What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?

Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?

Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?

Why are lawyers so fast at writing?

What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?

My Valentine this year is a goalie.

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.