Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

Why did the snake cross the road?

What kind of music do planets like?

Why did the peach buy deodorant?

Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?

What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?

What do a grandmother and a website have in common?

Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?

Why did the baby cookie cry?

Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?

How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?

Who are crows' favorite family members?