What did the adding machine say to the cashier?

Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?

What did the shower say to the toilet?

How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?

What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

What's the most popular cat in New England?

Why are turtles so shy?

How does a polar bear build a house?

Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?

What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?

What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?

Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?

Where do hands go on vacation?

What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?