Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
They wolf down their food.
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Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
We had a discussion about roses.
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
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