Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
They wolf down their food.
What do cows say when you milk them?
Why was the bunny upset?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
Who are Frosty's parents?
When should you start writing a book?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
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