Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
They wolf down their food.
Why was the cat so small?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
What's good for both poker and theater?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
What do bees say in the summer?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
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