Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?

What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?

What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?

Where does cheese invest its money?

Why did the cat think it was a wizard?

What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?

How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?

Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?

Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?

What kind of bull doesn't have horns?

How do you make antifreeze?

Bears love exotic cars.

What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?

Where do you take sick ponies?

Where do polar bears store their money?