What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

How does NASA organize a company party?

What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?

How do fireflies start a race?

Where is the coldest place to work?

What is sand's favorite movie?

Which celebrity became a great detective?

Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?

Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.

What do you call an angry monkey?

What do you call a knight who hates fighting?

What do bees say in the summer?

Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?

What's black and white and goes around and around?

Why do porcupines always win the game?