My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.

Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

Why was the chip acting so goofy?

How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?

What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?

Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?

What animal is undefeated in all sports?

Where do baby cats learn to swim?

Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?

Where do cows go for lunch?

What's a cat's favorite board game?

How is life like toilet paper?