What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?

What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

Why are pilots always in a good mood?

Why is everyone good at math during elections?

What do you do for an injured lemon?

Why did the lamb cross the road?

Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?

What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?

Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?

What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?

Why are cause and effect so close?

Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?

What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?

Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?

What do chefs do in their spare time?