What animal is undefeated in all sports?
A peng-win.
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
What does a dog say before eating?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
What are you studying in math?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
What's the politest month?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
Where do mice leave their boats?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
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