Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?

What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?

How do you compliment a cat?

What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?

Why can't Christmas trees sew?

Why did the two science teachers start dating?

What did the hostess name her daughter?

Do you have the best ceiling?

Why are goats so funny?

Which big cat loves to drive?

What instrument did the door play in the band?

What's the most magical part of a turkey?

What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?

What fruit makes the best gymnasts?

Which dog likes to run across an open field?