What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?

Which animal is the most religious?

Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?

What are you studying in math?

What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?

Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?

Why is heaven always so tidy?

Why did the sailor lose his job?

What kind of water does an angel like?

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?

What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?

Can February March?

Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?

Who is a house's favorite band?