Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?

Why should you not pamper a cow?

Where do kittens go to school?

What's a frog's favorite sport?

Why did the whale cross the road?

What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?

How does a sidewalk address a question?

What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?

What's the scariest letter?

Why does Jesus drive so much?

What do you call a vacation at home?

Why do plants hate algebra?

How do lawyers say goodbye?

Which famous author is also a ruler?

What do you call a penguin in the desert?