What's the saddest part of the week?
Monday mourning.
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
What do you call an old snowman?
Why is winter considered holy?
Why do moms make good vintners?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
What is sand's favorite movie?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
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