What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?

Did you hear the joke about the roof?

Why do Labradors always have so much energy?

Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?

Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?

Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

What's the beach's favorite movie?

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?

What animal should you never play poker with?

What's a tornado's favorite game?

What rock band loves Thanksgiving?

What type of music do frogs listen to?

Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?

Why did the mirror cross the road?