What's the saddest part of the week?
Monday mourning.
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
What is the strongest animal?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
What did the salad say to its dad?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
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