What's the saddest part of the week?
Monday mourning.
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
What's the world's weakest animal?
Why did the cat start laughing?
What's the laziest vegetable?
Why did the snake cross the road?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
How does a squid go into battle?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
How did the vampire start his letter?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
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