What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?

What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?

What do trees keep as a pet?

Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?

What kind of dog chases anything red?

What do dogs drink their beverages out of?

What is an insect's favorite beverage?

We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.

What happens when a frog's car dies?

Why did the cloud date the fog?

What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?

Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?

I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.

What do you call a fish wearing a tux?

My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.