Did you hear the joke about the roof?

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?

What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?

How does a witch play loud music?

What do you call a sad strawberry shake?

What happens when a cow doesn't shave?

Why do cows wear bells?

Why do trees hate going to school?

What do you call lending money to a bison?

What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?

What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

Where do baby ghosts go during the day?