How do you take a pig to the hospital?

What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?

Where do vampires keep their money?

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?

What do female veggies wear to the beach?

Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?

What animals make the best students?

Why are cats terrible at telling stories?

Which animal is the leader of the mafia?

What is a cat's favorite math problem?

What animal could Noah not trust?

What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?

Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?

What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?

What type of music do frogs listen to?