What kind of cheese can you sew with?

Why is heaven always so tidy?

What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?

Which big cat loves to drive?

What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?

Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?

What does a cat go to sleep on?

What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?

Where do rabbits go out to dance?

What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?

What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?

Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?

Where do ghosts prefer to swim?

What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?

How do bears keep cool?