Why don't eggs tell jokes?

What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?

Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?

What does a lion call an antelope?

Which animal is the leader of the mafia?

Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?

What type of pasta helps you relax?

What do you call a happy cowboy?

Who is every pig's least favorite actor?

What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?

What did the rabbit want for his birthday?

I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.

Where do mice leave their boats?

Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?