What's the best thing to put into a pie?

What time does everyone love to drink?

What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?

Where do religious school children practice sports?

What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?

Why do birds fly south in the fall?

What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?

What day do hands always go to church?

Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?

Want to hear a joke about a balloon?

Which relative loves rice?

What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?

What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?

If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?

Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?