What part of a fish weighs the most?
Its scales.
That bird won't stop squawking.
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
What do you say to a really good barista?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
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