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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

Why did the body of water think so much?

What did the skeleton order at the bar?

Who is married to Dairy Queen®?

What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?

Why did the bunnies go on strike?

How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?

What did the pen say to the pencil?

Why is a banana the most popular fruit?

Why did the tree go to the dentist?

What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?

How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?

What did the frog order at McDonald's®?