What part of a fish weighs the most?
Its scales.
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
What game do mice love to play?
What do you call a pile of cats?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
Why are trees always so positive?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
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