What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?

Why could no one recognize the sheep?

Why did the cat think it was a wizard?

What does Catwoman always carry with her?

What do snowmen eat for lunch?

Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?

What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?

Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?

The ocean is a real trendsetter.

Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?

Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?

When do ghosts love to go camping?

Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?

What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?