What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
You get lumberjacked.
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
What do you call a fly without wings?
What reads and lives in an apple?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
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