What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
You get lumberjacked.
Where do termites go camping?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
What does a female lion call her mate?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
What do fish do at parades?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
What is a spider's favorite book?
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