What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
You get lumberjacked.
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
Why is sand so optimistic?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
What dog wears contact lenses?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
Why was the broom late for school?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
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