What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
You get lumberjacked.
What's a tornado's favorite game?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
What does the sun drink out of?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
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