Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?

How do bears keep cool?

Why are cows bad at telling jokes?

Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?

Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?

Why did the botanist go to Harvard?

What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?

What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?

What's grandma's favorite fruit?

Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?

What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?

What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?

Why do porcupines always win the game?

That bird won't stop squawking.

Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?