What reads and lives in an apple?
A bookworm.
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
What do you do when two snails fight?
How do trees get access to the internet?
What do little monsters call their mother?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
What tea do footballers drink?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
What does the sun drink out of?
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