What's the hardest part about skydiving?

What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?

What did one plate say to the other?

What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?

Why was school so much easier for cavemen?

Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?

What is a parrot's favorite game?

What did the sardine call the submarine?

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?

What's another name for a grandfather clock?

Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?

I like telling Dad jokes.

Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?

What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?

What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?