What reads and lives in an apple?
A bookworm.
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
Why was the dog so popular?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
What animal could Noah not trust?
Why is a computer so smart?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
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