What reads and lives in an apple?
A bookworm.
What sport is full of interior designers?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
What do you call a pile of cats?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
How do amoebas make calls?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
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