What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?

What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?

What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?

Why are cowboys always religious?

What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?

What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?

Why do rodents make the best runners?

What do you call a singing rodent?

Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?

Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?

Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?

Where can you always get cheap gas?

What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?

Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?