What do you call a pig thief?

What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?

What do you call a joke book for chickens?

What's a horse's favorite car?

What boat is great at getting a deal?

Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?

What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?

How much money does a skunk have?

Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?

Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?

People are so hard on car mechanics.

What did the confused bee say?

What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?