Wanna hear a long dad joke?

What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?

Shoutout to my grandma!

I can cut down a tree only using my vision..

Why did the two red blood cells break up?

Which birds steal soap from the bath?

What day do hands always go to church?

Why did the goat become a lawyer?

Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?

What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?

Who won the race between two balls of string?

Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?

Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?

Where do ghosts go on vacation?

What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?