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What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?

What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?

How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?

What are rental cars called in Spain?

What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?

Two silkworms got in a fight.

Did you hear about that anti-social fish?

What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?

What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?

What's a horse's favorite car?

Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?

Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?

Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?

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