Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
Where do bees go on their vacation?
What did the stair machines call each other?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
Board Game With A Twist
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
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