How long do chickens work?

Why do porcupines always win the game?

What do you call it when a bird does something bad?

Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?

What do ghosts drink on Halloween?

What building always gets stains on it?

Why do trees have so many friends?

What do you do for an injured lemon?

What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?

Why was the bull kicked out of the store?

What's the king of all school supplies?

Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?

Why did the cloud date the fog?

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

What kind of bean never grows in a garden?