What is the unluckiest type of cat?
A catastrophe.
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
What animal could Noah not trust?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
Which is the worst season?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
How long will dinner be?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
What do you eat on July 5th?
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