What ocean creature can you never see coming?

Why do cows wear bells?

Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?

Why do teachers make so many pies in September?

What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?

Why did the airplane get grounded?

Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?

Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?

Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?

Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?

What do trees say when autumn comes?

What game does chlorine never lose?

Why don't guitarists handle stress well?

What do grapes sing at Christmas?

What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?