Why did the turkey cross the road?

What bird is losing its hair?

What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?

What's a horse's favorite fruit?

Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?

My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.

What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?

Why don't they have dime stores anymore?

Where do snowmen go to dance?

When do flowers get their workout in?

Board Game With A Twist

What is sand's favorite movie?

A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?

Why are computers so good at golf?

Wanna hear a joke about paper?