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Why are sheep always so warm in winter?

What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?

Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?

How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?

Why are trees so carefree this time of year?

What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?

What utensil does water use to eat?

Why do trees have so many friends?

What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?

What car can't keep a secret?

What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?

Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?

What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?

Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?