My friend David had his ID stolen.
He's just Dav now.
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
Where does breakfast live?
Why did the computer run out of money?
How do you get straight A's?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
What birds make average students?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
When is Dad's bedtime?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
Which hot drink loves golf?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
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