How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?

What do you call the wife of a hippie?

What do you call a lemon that cleans things?

What did the school bully have for lunch?

Why is golf harder than baseball?

What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?

What kind of monkey flies to school?

What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?

Why do dogs make great meteorologists?

What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?

What is a tire's stance on economics?

What do you call an animal pop star?

What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?

What type of bat doesn't fly?

Why can't you trust a pig?