What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

Why did the person sit on the clock?

What do you call a stationary flamingo?

Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?

Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?

What's a bat's favorite game?

What do ducks get after they eat?

What's black and white and goes around and around?

What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?

What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?

What did the teacher say about the pizza student?

What book do people who can't sing use during church service?

Why did the train always get heated in an argument?

What do you call a flying police officer?

What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?