My friend David had his ID stolen.
He's just Dav now.
How do you grill cheese?
How is life like toilet paper?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
Why do cats give such great massages?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
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