What's faster, the heat or the cold?
The heat. You can catch a cold!
Why was the storm actually calm?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
How do snowmen get information?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?
What's the richest basketball team?
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