Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?

Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?

Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

Why do nails need so much pain relief?

What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?

Where do bees go to the bathroom?

How does the moon cut her hair?

Why are pilots always in a good mood?

How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?

Why were the atoms always hungry?

What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?

What disease was the horse scared of getting?

What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?

What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?

What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?