What's faster, the heat or the cold?
The heat. You can catch a cold!
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
What do Scottish toads play?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
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