What's the holiest insect?
A praying mantis.
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
Why do plants hate algebra?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
What is the opposite of coffee?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
Why are stones so good at music?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
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