What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?

What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?

What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?

What did the golfer order at the bakery?

What's the difference between soccer and football?

Why did the two red blood cells break up?

I used to be addicted to not showering.

What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?

Where do logs like to go on hikes?

What does a spy do when he gets cold?

What makes music in your hair?

Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?

What Easter candy has tons of friends?

What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?

What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?