What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?

What kind of bow can't be tied?

What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?

Why was the geometry book so adorable?

Who is friends with everyone at school?

Why was the pirate late for work?

What's the difference between a politician and a snail?

Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?

Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?

What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?

What day do hands always go to church?