People are so hard on car mechanics.

Where did the chemist have his lunch?

Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?

What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?

Why did the pig stop sunbathing?

What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?

What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?

Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?

What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?

Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?

What is a waiter's favorite sport?

What type of birds stay together forever?

What game do mice love to play?

How does Moses make his coffee so great?

Why do birds fly south in the fall?