Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?

How do you know a lawyer is lying?

Why are pilots always in a good mood?

What animal loves Indian food?

Why are ghosts always in trouble?

What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?

Why do cows always skip gym class?

Why can you never find the number nine?

Who is every pig's least favorite actor?

What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?

Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?

What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?

Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?

What did the sick chicken say?

What do you call a bee with a spell on him?