What did the dentist say to the beaver?

Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?

Where do actors go to pray?

What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

What's a tuna's favorite game?

Why are sandals so indecisive?

Why are English teachers so smart?

Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?

What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?

What is the only kind of dog you can eat?

What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?

Why is a banana the most popular fruit?

Why can't Christmas trees sew?

Why is April the cleanest month of all?

What's a partridge's favorite fruit?