What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
Spring!
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What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
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Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
What says: oom oom oom?
Why are skeletons so calm?
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