Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?

Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?

What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?

Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?

Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?

How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?

Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?

Who is a dessert's favorite actor?

What's grandma's favorite fruit?

Why did the mirror cross the road?

Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?

What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?

Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?

What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?