Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?

What does a spy do when he gets cold?

Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?

What do you call it when spring gets sad?

Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?

Why did the mountain ace its math test?

Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?

What did the teacher say about the pizza student?

Why are the mountains so tired?

What did the iceberg say to its dad?

Why are goats so funny?

What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?

What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?

Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?